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June 6, 2001 #lumcorps (IRC)

{20:30} <@da_slog> LUm
{20:30} <@da_slog> server crashed
{20:30} <@Lum_> I’m playing ww2 offline
{20:30} <@Lum_> jesus this is bad
{20:30} <@Lum_> this is derek smart bad
{20:30} <@da_slog> need some tips?
{20:31} <@da_slog> Gameplay isnt that bad
{20:31} <@Lum_> how the fuck do I FIRE A GODDAM RIFLE
{20:31} <@da_slog> ok
{20:31} <@Lum_> Left shit to pull up my rifle
{20:31} <@Grant> Put your eye to the barrel…
{20:31} <@Lum_> Mouse button 2 to AIM my rifle
{20:31} <Thundy|EQ> haha
{20:31} <@Lum_> Mouse button 1 to Fire
{20:31} <@da_slog> right mouse to aim
{20:31} <@da_slog> too
{20:31} <@Naivete> lum, hit ctrl-alt-shift-tab-scroll lock-tilde
{20:31} <@Lum_> WHLIE HOLDING LEFT SHIF AND MOUSE 1
{20:31} <@Rasputin> dernit
{20:31} <@Lum_> WHAT THE FUCK
{20:31} <@da_slog> yep
{20:31} <Thundy|EQ> That sounds overly complicated
{20:31} <@Naivete> roofle
{20:31} <@Lum_> DID ANYONE ACTUALLY PLAY THIS PIECE OF DOGSHIT
{20:31} <@da_slog> is supposed to be hard
{20:31} <@Lum_> fuck hard
{20:31} <@da_slog> oh
{20:31} <@Lum_> that’s DEREK SMART stupid
{20:31} <@da_slog> btw
{20:31} <@Rasputin> which piece of dogshit?
{20:32} <@Lum_> it’s JUST LIKE BATTLECRUISER 3000
{20:32} <@da_slog> to map keys
{20:32} <@da_slog> the keymap files are read onle
{20:32} <@Lum_> Pres Ctrl-Alt-F9 to steer left!
{20:32} <@da_slog> READ ONLY
{20:32} <Thundy|EQ> …
{20:32} <@Lum_> This is retarded
{20:32} <@Grant> roofle
{20:32} <@da_slog> you have to go in and change that
{20:32} <@Lum_> why the fuck do I need to dance with three keys TO FIRE A FUCKING GUN
{20:32} <@anarch> ctl alt f9
{20:32} <@da_slog> so you can map your own keys
{20:32} <@anarch> wtf?
{20:32} <@Lum_> Whatever happened to POINT AND SHOOT
{20:33} <@Lum_> IT IS FAIRLY BASIC CONCEPT
{20:33} <@PyroRaven> haha
{20:33} <@da_slog> it’s ghey
{20:33} <Thundy|EQ> but but but it’s REALISTIC
{20:33} <@da_slog> I agree
{20:33} <@Lum_> NO
{20:33} <@anarch> press space - 5 - f4 - pgup and num lock to move forward
{20:33} <@Lum_> I HAVE FIRED RIFLES IN REAL LIFE
{20:33} <@Lum_> I DID NOT HAVE AS MUCH PROBLEM DOING THIS
{20:33} <@Lum_> IT WAS REALLY QUITE EASY
{20:33} <@da_slog> there you go
{20:33} <Thundy|EQ> hahahah you’re slaying me
{20:33} <@Naivete> hahaha
{20:33} <@Mako> eheheh
{20:33} <@Eldin> LOL
{20:33} <@da_slog> wait till you drive a tank
{20:33} <@Lum_> this is fucked up
{20:33} <@Naivete> firing is easy. aiming is HARD.
{20:33} <@Lum_> I can’t believe they released this piece of shit
{20:33} <@da_slog> Lum any question for me so far?
{20:34} <@Lum_> I’m running around an empty field
{20:34} <@Naivete> is it worse than UO on release?
{20:34} <@Lum_> What the fuck am I doing
{20:34} <@Mako> WW2Online: Shoot yourself in the fucking face to continue.
{20:34} <Thundy|EQ> hahahahahaahah oh man this is classic Lum
{20:34} <@da_slog> Yes Stab
{20:34} <@Lum_> I passed a pigeon five minutes ago
{20:34} <Thundy|EQ> please write like that in your first look LOL
{20:34} <@da_slog> Lum, offline is ghey
{20:34} <@Lum_> I could not figure out how to shoot the pigeon
{20:34} <@Lum_> Slog
{20:34} <@Lum_> I WOULD PLAY ONLINE
{20:34} <@Lum_> EXCEPT I CANNOT
{20:34} <@da_slog> hehe
{20:34} <@Lum_> I think THAT is ghey
{20:34} <@Mako> does the pigeon..move?
{20:34} <@da_slog> ok go get a tank
{20:34} <@Lum_> no
{20:34} <@Lum_> the pigeon does not move
{20:34} <@Lum_> ok
{20:34} <@Lum_> how do I exit out to get a tank
{20:35} <@Naivete> is the pigeon a sprite?
{20:35} <@Lum_> yes the pigeon is a sprite
{20:35} <@Naivete> sweet
{20:35} <@Naivete> if you circle strafe it does it magically turn?
{20:35} <@Lum_> I CANNOT ESCAPE
{20:35} <@Lum_> I AM TRAPPED IN A FIELD
{20:35} <@Mako> ahahaha
{20:35} <@da_slog> Shift escape Lum
{20:35} <@Staberinde> Did you hit the ice grass?
{20:35} <@Mako> ‘trapped in a field online’
{20:35} <@PyroRaven> im loging all this
{20:35} <@PyroRaven> lol
{20:35} <@Naivete> that field is hiroshima, post bomb.
{20:35} <@Lum_> Where the fuck does it say shift escape
{20:35} <@da_slog> ERR Left-Shify Escape
{20:35} <@Lum_> It doesn’t say shift escape anywhere
{20:35} <@Lum_> OH
{20:35} <@da_slog> right shift won’t work
{20:35} <@Lum_> LEFT SHIFT escape
{20:35} <@Chum> hehe
{20:35} <@Staberinde> In the non-existent documentation
{20:35} <@Naivete> hahahaha
{20:35} <@da_slog> yep
{20:36} <@Lum_> no
{20:36} <@Naivete> this is great
{20:36} <Thundy|EQ> im choking im laughing so hard
{20:36} <@Lum_> WW2OL has plenty of docs
{20:36} <@Eldin> ROFL
{20:36} <@Staberinde> Ras: Naw, letting Philly whine is great
{20:36} <@Lum_> mostly nazi porn
{20:36} <@Naivete> me too
{20:36} <@Lum_> BIG PICTURES OF LUGERS
{20:36} <@da_slog> Lum did you uncheck the read only files?
{20:36} <@Staberinde> They shipped with Doctors Goebbels and Mengelev?
{20:36} <@Eldin> Reminds me of playing Falcon 3.0 years ago. Where the manual was like 400 pags
{20:36} <@Lum_> ok
{20:36} <@Lum_> now I am selecing a vehicle again
{20:36} <Thundy|EQ> Falcon 4 was like that too :)
{20:36} <@Lum_> I will take a PzKpfw 38(t)
{20:36} <@Lum_> that seems suitably militaristic
{20:36} <@da_slog> Lum did it take 10 minutes to load?
{20:36} <@Lum_> yes
{20:36} <@Naivete> PzKpfw 38)t)?
{20:36} <@da_slog> Light tank
{20:37} <@Staberinde> Heh the Czech tank
{20:37} <@Staberinde> that the Germans pressed into service
{20:37} <@Lum_> amd the progress bar was ghey
{20:37} <@Lum_> it was just a gif animation
{20:37} <@Lum_> it did not show any actual progress
{20:37} <@da_slog> it’s makes you wan’t to smash your Monitor
{20:37} <@da_slog> Lum
{20:37} <@Lum_> Oh jesus
{20:37} <@da_slog> hit numlock for FPS
{20:37} <@Naivete> ‘trapped in a field online’
{20:37} <@Mako> it’s looking like a ‘wait for shadowbane and star wars: galaxies’ moment
{20:37} <@Naivete> ROOFLE
{20:37} <@Lum_> I can see a TINY TINY TINY little window
{20:37} <@Mako> heheheh
{20:37} <@da_slog> ahh
{20:37} <@Lum_> FPS 23
{20:37} <@PyroRaven> i hope this works
{20:37} <@da_slog> ok
{20:37} <Thundy|EQ> lololol oh god
{20:38} <@da_slog> hold down E Lum
{20:38} <@Lum_> engine STARTED
{20:38} <@PyroRaven> ao
{20:38} <@Mako> 23..
{20:38} <@Lum_> I think
{20:38} <@Lum_> oh
{20:38} <@Mako> that’s not TOO offensive
{20:38} <@Lum_> I have to hold it down
{20:38} <@Mako> what’s your machine like, lum?
{20:38} <@Lum_> just pressing it doesn’t work
{20:38} <@Lum_> OK
{20:38} <@da_slog> you have to hold it down
{20:38} <@Lum_> I THINK I JUMP STARTED THE TANK
{20:38} <@da_slog> ROFL
{20:38} <@Eldin> lol
{20:38} <@da_slog> Lum press O
{20:38} <@Lum_> can I actually look out of my tank?
{20:38} <@PyroRaven> i cant wait to read this write up
{20:38} <@Staberinde> Do the nazi’s say “Mein Lieben!” when you run over them in your tank?
{20:38} <@da_slog> yes
{20:39} <@Lum_> I have like a 3 inch porthole
{20:39} <@Madman> no lum…in a real war you coulnd’t see out of at tank
{20:39} <@Rasputin> <Paine> WWII Online Error
{20:39} <@Rasputin> <Paine> ——————————————————————————–
{20:39} <@Rasputin> <Paine> The WWII Online game server is down!
{20:39} <@Rasputin> <Paine> Whee.
{20:39} <@da_slog> did you press o?
{20:39} <@Lum_> yes
{20:39} <@Rasputin> o.O
{20:39} <@Lum_> the window opened
{20:39} <@da_slog> no close the window
{20:39} <@Lum_> I can’t open the window?
{20:39} <@Lum_> WHY NOT
{20:39} <@Lum_> IT IS HOT IN MY TANK
{20:39} <@Staberinde> From the sounds of things looks like they went a bit too far with the realism aspect
{20:39} <Thundy|EQ> hhahahhahahahahhaahahhahahahah
{20:39} <@Naivete> hahaha
{20:39} <@da_slog> STFU AND CLOSE THE WINDOW
{20:39} *** Thundy|EQ is now known as Thundolfe
{20:39} <@StackedMidgets> What?
{20:39} <@Madman> haha
{20:39} <@Lum_> ok
{20:39} <@Lum_> I closed the window
{20:39} <@da_slog> can you see binocolars?
{20:39} <@Naivete> you will roast like a pig in the oven, just like the REAL soldiers.
{20:40} <@da_slog> in front of you?
{20:40} <@da_slog> like a periscope?
{20:40} <@Soulflame> heh
{20:40} <@Lum_> uh no
{20:40} <@Grant> >_<
{20:40} <@Madman> why they hell would they have binoculars in a fucking tanks?
{20:40} <@Lum_> oh shit
{20:40} <@Lum_> I turned off my engine
{20:40} <@Lum_> MY TANK DIED
{20:40} <Thundolfe> .. hahahah
{20:40} <@Mako> fpffhffphffphfpfhff
{20:40} <@da_slog> dumbass
{20:40} <@Lum_> ok it’s back
{20:40} <@StackedMidgets> lol
{20:40} <@Staberinde> Sure it wasn’t Polish Partisans Lum?
{20:40} <@Madman> you ran out of gas lum
{20:40} <@Lum_> where’s the binoculars
{20:40} <@da_slog> ok lock down the tank
{20:40} <Thundolfe> oh man im dying
{20:40} <@da_slog> pressing O
{20:40} <@Madman> LOCK DOWN LOCK DOWN!
{20:40} <@Lum_> THE WINDOW IS CLOSED
{20:40} <@Lum_> I GOT THAT PART
{20:40} <@da_slog> ok
{20:40} <@Mako> you on two computers, lum?
{20:40} <@PyroRaven> lockdown the tank?
{20:40} <@Eldin> WWII has housing?
{20:41} <@PyroRaven> *i wish to lock this down*
{20:41} <@Lum_> no one will steal my tank!
{20:41} <Thundolfe> HAHaH
{20:41} <@Lum_> it is LOCKED baby
{20:41} <@da_slog> press the period key on the numlock pad
{20:41} <@Lum_> WOW
{20:41} <@Lum_> I CAN SEE
{20:41} <@Madman> haha
{20:41} <@Mako> UNEXPLODED ARTILLERY SHELL HOUSE BREAKIN EXPLOIT
{20:41} <@da_slog> You are in German tank right?
{20:41} <@Lum_> I CAN SEE SHIT
{20:41} <@Lum_> yeah
{20:41} <@Lum_> pzk38t or some shit
{20:41} <@da_slog> Press it again
{20:41} <@Madman> why do you need to see? you are in a big metal tank…just drive around and run shit over
{20:41} <@PyroRaven> If some one trys to steal you tank lum ask them to teach you how to drive it
{20:41} <@Lum_> I can’t see shit any more
{20:41} <@da_slog> Allied tanks don’t have the periscope
{20:41} <@Lum_> I’m back in my hot and stuffy tank
{20:41} <@da_slog> press it again
{20:41} <@Lum_> cool
{20:41} <@da_slog> ok
{20:41} <@Lum_> the outside world exists
{20:41} <@da_slog> now press 2
{20:41} <@Mako> heheheh
{20:41} <@da_slog> not on the numpad
{20:41} <@Lum_> I no longer can see shit
{20:42} <@Lum_> What
{20:42} <@da_slog> press o
{20:42} <@Mako> i can see lum driving around outside his tank because he can’t see from inside
{20:42} <@Naivete> hahahaha
{20:42} <@Lum_> YOU DIDNT SAY PRESS 2 NOT ON THE NUMPAD
{20:42} <@da_slog> Press O
{20:42} <@Mako> and getting taken out by some noob with a pistol
{20:42} <@Lum_> I PRESSED THE NUMPAD
{20:42} <@da_slog> lol
{20:42} <@Lum_> ok
{20:42} <@da_slog> yes I did
{20:42} <@Lum_> I pressed 2 not on the numpad
{20:42} <@Madman> why the hell would they make this so difficult?
{20:42} <@Lum_> now I see, um, steel and shit
{20:42} <@Lum_> it looks like a piece of steel
{20:42} <@da_slog> press O
{20:42} <@StackedMidgets> kill it
{20:42} <@Naivete> that’s the view of the inside of your tank.
{20:42} <@Lum_> the letter o?
{20:42} <@da_slog> yes
{20:42} <@da_slog> You have a joystick right?
{20:42} <@Lum_> Wow, I’m looking out of my tank
{20:42} <@Madman> how lum…how does it feel to have 10 tons of steel between your legs?
{20:42} <@Lum_> yes
{20:43} <@Lum_> I don’t knw if it’s hooked up
{20:43} <@Staberinde> Lum: cast magic missile at the darkness
{20:43} <@da_slog> you can play without it Lum
{20:43} <@da_slog> err CANT
{20:43} <@Lum_> I CAST MAGIC HIGH EXPLOSIVE ROUND AT THE DARKNESS
{20:43} <Thundolfe> This is a log for the ages
{20:43} <@Lum_> why the fuck do I need a joystick to drive a tank
{20:43} <@Lum_> is it too good for arrow keys?
{20:43} <@Eldin> ROFL
{20:43} <@Naivete> because that’s how the real czec soldiers did it.
{20:43} <@Lum_> CAN I GET OUT OF MY TANK?
{20:43} <@da_slog> BECAUSE THEY HAD JOYSTICKS IN WWII BIZNATCHIO
{20:43} <@da_slog> NO
{20:43} <@Lum_> Did the real czech soldiers have Windows ME?
{20:43} <@Naivete> yes lum
{20:43} <@Lum_> I want to get out of my tank
{20:43} <@Madman> hehe
{20:43} <@Lum_> it looks cool outside
{20:43} <@da_slog> NO LINUX
{20:44} <@Naivete> they recieved it on a cd found on the wolfenstein guy’s corpse.
{20:44} <@StackedMidgets> lol
{20:44} <@Grant> Nah, that was WinXP.
{20:44} <@Lum_> my tank is hot because YOU MADE ME CLOSE THE WINDOW
{20:44} <@Naivete> that’s what you get for corrupting the timeline.
{20:44} <@Staberinde> Does this mean the French in WW2 were running WarpOS?
{20:44} <@da_slog> IF you had a JOYSTICK
{20:44} <@da_slog> YOU COULD PLAY
{20:44} <@StackedMidgets> WinME was hidden in a nazi agent’s ass
{20:44} <@Lum_> let me see if I can plug in my joystick
{20:44} <@Lum_> HOLD ON
{20:44} <@Naivete> this game sounds so excelent
{20:44} <@Lum_> let me go crawl around my tank and FIND THE JOYSTICK PORT
{20:44} <@Madman> haha
{20:44} <@StackedMidgets> lol
{20:44} <@Eldin> lol
{20:44} <@Staberinde> Well on the plus side at least they didn’t add the naval portion
{20:44} <@da_slog> lol my face hurts from laughing so hard
{20:44} <Thundolfe> hahaha
{20:45} <@Staberinde> I can just imagine Lum steaming a Cruiser up the Thames and shelling Birimingham palace
{20:45} <@Staberinde> as a Brit
{20:45} <@Madman> haha…careful lum…someone might tankjack you
{20:45} <@Soulflame> …
{20:45} <@StackedMidgets> hehe
{20:45} <@StackedMidgets> like UO boat stealing
{20:45} <@Naivete> tank jack you IN OFFLINE MODE.
{20:45} <@Soulflame> this should provide DAYS of entertainment.
{20:45} <@Madman> slog has been drinking!
{20:45} <@StackedMidgets> Trammel boat pirates
{20:45} <@Staberinde> Avast maties, there be PeeKays on the starboard… oh wait wrong game update
{20:46} <@da_slog> hehe
{20:46} <@Naivete> avast…uhm…nazis.
{20:46} <@Lum_> OK
{20:46} <@Madman> hehe
{20:46} <@Lum_> I plugged in my joystic
{20:46} <@Lum_> and I got thrown back into my tank
{20:46} <@Eldin> I suppose I can switch over
{20:46} <@da_slog> ok
{20:46} <@da_slog> press 2 again
{20:47} <@StackedMidgets> tank drill instructer slog
{20:47} <@da_slog> and move the joystick left and right
{20:47} <@Lum_> ok I pressed 2
{20:47} <@Lum_> I’m not moving
{20:47} <@Lum_> DO I HAVE TO QUIT TO GET THE JOYSTICK TO WORK
{20:47} <@Lum_> PLEASE GOD SAY NO
{20:47} <Thundolfe> hahahaha
{20:47} <@Madman> haha
{20:47} <@da_slog> I have no clue
{20:47} <@StackedMidgets> hehe
{20:47} <@PyroRaven> hahah
{20:47} <@Naivete> rub a dub dub
{20:47} <@Madman> what? you don’t want to watch all the intro movies again lum?
{20:47} <@PyroRaven> 10more min of film for you
{20:47} <@PyroRaven> !!
{20:47} <@StackedMidgets> roofle owned scrub
{20:47} <@StackedMidgets> hdhehehe
{20:47} <@da_slog> I had my joystick plugged already
{20:47} <Thundolfe> Please say you are taking screens of this haha
{20:47} <@Lum_> ok
{20:47} <@Lum_> I’m quitting out
{20:47} <@StackedMidgets> cinematic excellence
{20:47} <@Lum_> and now my pc is rebooting
{20:47} <@da_slog> maybe if you install the joystick?
{20:47} <Thundolfe> (for the children)
{20:47} <@Staberinde> I am sooooo glad I didn’t buy this game
{20:47} <@Lum_> which means I lost my PATCH DOWNLOAD
{20:48} <@Naivete> hahahaha
{20:48} <@StackedMidgets> OWNNNEED
{20:48} <@Lum_> which was 35MB
{20:48} <@Madman> ouch
{20:48} <@Soulflame> dude
{20:48} <@Eldin> Nothin but love
{20:48} <@Naivete> this game is SOOO EXCELENT.
{20:48} <@Lum_> my joystick is installed
{20:48} <@Eldin> I’m going to get my copy RIGHT NOW
{20:48} <@Lum_> it was just unplugged
{20:48} <@Lum_> OK.hmsk
{20:48} <@Lum_> let me get the patch download started
{20:48} <@Lum_> AGAIN
{20:48} <@da_slog> ok can you move around now?
{20:48} <@Lum_> BECAUSE JESUS FUCK I WANT TO PLAY THIS ONLINE
{20:48} <@Lum_> I CANNOT WAIT TO PRESS 12 KEYS TO FIRE A BULLET
{20:48} <@Eldin> I can see it now
{20:48} <@Madman> are you sure?
{20:48} <@Naivete> lum, how many fps are you getting dude?
{20:49} <@Lum_> 22
{20:49} <@StackedMidgets> it’s offline mode
{20:49} <@Naivete> sweet
{20:49} <@Eldin> Hundreds of players, in a field, in tanks, and not moving.
{20:49} <@Lum_> but I was not actually moving
{20:49} <@Mako> heheh
{20:49} <@da_slog> it gets decent FPS offline
{20:49} <@Staberinde> For some reason I just have this mental image of Lum’s monkey and Bob Dole driving a panzer around Belgium not knowing how to shoot
{20:49} <@Mako> wait till you get a hundred other tanks in there, lum
{20:49} <@Mako> FPS 3
{20:49} <@StackedMidgets> Slog, in online mode, do you get crap FPS in infantry mode?
{20:49} <@Naivete> hahaha staber
{20:49} <@Naivete> and the monkey keeps trying to get the window open.
{20:49} <@StackedMidgets> hehe
{20:49} <@da_slog> Stacked, WTF plays infantry?
{20:50} <@Lum_> Can I open the window in my tank yet?
{20:50} <@Madman> I would play infantry
{20:50} <@Lum_> I tried to play infantry
{20:50} <@Lum_> IT WAS TOO HARD
{20:50} <@Naivete> 3 to 1 says tomorrow we see a story on ltm about the CRS guys commiting mass suicide.
{20:50} <@Lum_> I COULD NOT ACTUALLY FIRE A RIFLE
{20:50} <@da_slog> let me explain something
{20:50} <Thundolfe> The Rantings of <This program has caused a General Protection fault and will be shut down.>
{20:50} <@Lum_> IT WAS BEYOND ME
{20:50} <@Naivete> the entire dev studio KILLS THEMSELVES IN AN ORGY OF FLAMES.
{20:50} <@Madman> MY PIKE AGAINST YOUR TANK!
{20:50} <@da_slog> GUYS
{20:50} <@PyroRaven> pike lol
{20:50} <@da_slog> STFU
{20:51} <@da_slog> Lum
{20:51} <@da_slog> when in a tank
{20:51} <@PyroRaven> i would +m the room but we are all op’s
{20:51} <@da_slog> the numbers represent the position in the tank
{20:51} <@da_slog> 1 = driver
{20:51} <@da_slog> 2 = commander
{20:51} <@da_slog> 3 = gunner
{20:51} <@Lum_> but not the numpad numbers
{20:51} <@da_slog> 4 = another gunner
{20:51} <@Lum_> THOSE NUMBERS ARE BAD
{20:51} <@da_slog> right
{20:52} <@da_slog> NUMPAD IS FOR VIEWS IN AIRPLANE
{20:52} <Thundolfe> um yes
{20:52} <@da_slog> Tanks can Fly
{20:52} <@Lum_> Tanks can FLY?
{20:52} <@da_slog> at least they do online
{20:52} *** Staberinde is now known as Georgi_Zhukov
{20:52} <@Lum_> I wish they had a real progress bar
{20:52} <@da_slog> but they do
{20:53} <@Lum_> It is just flashing “loading”
{20:53} <@da_slog> Lum
{20:53} <@da_slog> you can launch it
{20:53} <@da_slog> take a piss
{20:53} <@da_slog> get a beetr
{20:53} <@da_slog> beer
{20:53} <@da_slog> walk the dog
{20:53} <@da_slog> and come back
{20:53} <@Lum_> I don’t think I have ever seen any game take this long to load
{20:53} <@da_slog> and it will have loaded
{20:53} <@Lum_> What is it doing in there
{20:53} <@da_slog> Formatting your hard drive
{20:54} <@Lum_> WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO LAUNCH A TANK I CANNOT DRIVE
{20:54} <@Lum_> GAMES WITH TANKS I CAN DRIVE LAUNCH MUCH FASTER
{20:54} <@da_slog> You have over 500 MEG RIGHT?
{20:54} <@Lum_> yeah
{20:54} <@PyroRaven> Did you patch lum?
{20:54} <@Lum_> gigabytes and gigabytes of HD space
{20:54} <@PyroRaven> k
{20:54} <@Lum_> no
{20:54} <@da_slog> not HD
{20:54} <@Lum_> I am still patching
{20:54} <@Lum_> OK
{20:54} <@da_slog> memory
{20:54} <@Lum_> I want to drive a french tank
{20:54} <@Lum_> 128mb ram
{20:54} <@da_slog> ohh that’s bad
{20:55} <@da_slog> you need more
{20:55} <@Lum_> CHAR B1 BIS
{20:55} <@da_slog> at least 256 more
{20:55} <@Lum_> THAT SOUNDS FRENCH
{20:55} <@Lum_> no
{20:55} <@Lum_> 128 mb is enough
{20:55} <@Lum_> it’s fucking enough for microsoft dev studio
{20:55} <@da_slog> NO IT ISNT STFU NEWB
{20:55} <@Lum_> I think it’s enough for my TANK GAME
{20:55} <@Mako> oh god
{20:55} <@Mako> try to fly
{20:55} <@Mako> i DARE you
{20:55} <@Lum_> ok
{20:55} <@Lum_> I am launching my french tank
{20:55} <@Lum_> but the loading screen still has german guys
{20:55} <@StackedMidgets> VIVE LA FRANCE
{20:55} <@da_slog> hehe
{20:55} <@Lum_> OK
{20:56} <@Lum_> I AM IN MY FRENCHIE TANK
{20:56} <@da_slog> it always does
{20:56} <@da_slog> ok press E
{20:56} <@Georgi_Zhukov> Heh the Char B1 is the one with the maingun that DOESN’T ROTATE
{20:56} <@Lum_> LET ME KICKSTART MY ENGINE
{20:56} <@da_slog> Frenchie tank doesn’t have periscope
{20:56} <@Lum_> ENGINE KICKSTARTED
{20:56} <@Lum_> NOW LET ME CLOSE MY FUCKING WINDOW
{20:56} <@da_slog> so you can see out very well
{20:56} <@da_slog> NO
{20:56} <@da_slog> don’t
{20:56} <@Lum_> BECAUSE JESUS GOD I BETTER CLOSE THE WINDOW
{20:56} <@PyroRaven> why cloese the window?
{20:56} <@Lum_> ok
{20:56} <@da_slog> Fenchie tank
{20:56} <@Lum_> I’m not closing the window
{20:56} <@da_slog> you can’t see out
{20:56} <@da_slog> press period
{20:56} <@StackedMidgets> lol
{20:56} <@Lum_> ok
{20:56} <@StackedMidgets> lum doesn’t want to see the horrors of offline war
{20:56} <@Lum_> I’m peering out the hatch
{20:56} <@da_slog> that’s the best view you get
{20:57} <@Lum_> THAT IS FINE
{20:57} <@Lum_> I AM FRENCH
{20:57} <@Lum_> WAR SCARES ME
{20:57} <@da_slog> for position 1
{20:57} <@da_slog> ok press “}”
{20:57} <@da_slog> and PRESS the TILDE KEY TOO
{20:57} <@Lum_> hang on
{20:57} <@Lum_> HANG ON
{20:57} <@Lum_> trying to work my joystick
{20:58} <@Lum_> you know this is quite possibly the worst game in the history of man
{20:58} <@StackedMidgets> Lum
{20:58} <@da_slog> IT’S REALISTIC LUM
{20:58} <Thundolfe> slog quick, what is your CPU speed/vidcard again?
{20:58} <@Lum_> yes
{20:58} <@StackedMidgets> it’s not as bad as MDK2
{20:58} <@Lum_> it is NOT REALISTIC
{20:58} <@da_slog> REALISM IS IMPORTANT
{20:58} <@Lum_> IN REAL LIFE I CAN FIRE A RIFLE
{20:58} <@da_slog> JUST ASK BRAD MCQUAID
{20:59} <@Naivete> yes lum, but in real life you aren’t a soldier. you see, there has to be game balance between RL and the game.
{20:59} <@da_slog> OK DID YOU GET THE TANK TO MOVE?
{20:59} <@PyroRaven> umm, its worse then dikata
{20:59} <@PyroRaven> or what ever
{20:59} <@Lum_> OK
{20:59} <@Lum_> I am in 3rd gear
{20:59} <@Lum_> I AM MOVING NOW
{20:59} <@Mako> lapowihgpo2ai3hpoihapsg
{20:59} <@Lum_> WATCH OUT NAZIS
{20:59} <@da_slog> woot
{20:59} <@Mako> they make you SHIFT GEARS?
{20:59} <@da_slog> yes Mako
{20:59} <@Lum_> my joystick isn’t working
{20:59} <@Lum_> it’s working in windows
{20:59} <@StackedMidgets> wtf
{20:59} <@da_slog> yes it is
{20:59} <@Lum_> but not here
{20:59} <@Lum_> it is?
{20:59} <@da_slog> you are moving
{20:59} <@Lum_> why am I not turning
{21:00} <@StackedMidgets> french tanks can’t turn
{21:00} <@da_slog> is the enging reving?
{21:00} <@Lum_> are RIGHT TURNS beyond french technology?
{21:00} <Thundolfe> you have to hold control alt delete to turn!
{21:00} <@Lum_> yes the engine is reving
{21:00} <@StackedMidgets> is it one of those wood-burning french engines?
{21:00} <@Lum_> IT IS NOT TURNING
{21:00} <@Eldin> Wonder if GEAR would help
{21:00} <@Lum_> I AM GOING IN A STRAIGHT LINE
{21:00} <@da_slog> put joystick in upper left
{21:00} <@Naivete> hahaha
{21:00} <@Lum_> how do I fire my gun
{21:00} <@Naivete> yes lum, use gear.
{21:00} <@da_slog> GUN?
{21:00} <@Lum_> nothing
{21:00} <@Lum_> oh shit
{21:00} <@Lum_> my engine died
{21:00} <@StackedMidgets> rofl
{21:00} <@Lum_> no
{21:00} <@Lum_> NO
{21:01} <@Lum_> I AM TURNING
{21:01} <@da_slog> WOOT
{21:01} <Thundolfe> HAHAHA
{21:01} <@StackedMidgets> IT’S A MIRACLE
{21:01} * @Naivete cheers.
{21:01} <@da_slog> you joystick works
{21:01} <@Lum_> DEAR GOD I AM TURNING
{21:01} <@Lum_> how do I stop turning
{21:01} <@Lum_> ok
{21:01} <@Lum_> I stopped
{21:01} <@Naivete> can you stop turning?
{21:01} <@Naivete> hahaha
{21:01} <@da_slog> ok press 2
{21:01} <@Lum_> I’m not moving now
{21:01} <@da_slog> lets try this again
{21:01} <@StackedMidgets> think a happy little thought
{21:01} <@Lum_> I pressed 2
{21:01} <@Lum_> I see NOTHING
{21:01} <@da_slog> press O
{21:01} <@Lum_> it’s like a gray screen
{21:01} <@Lum_> Oh that is GHEY
{21:01} <@da_slog> did and spin around
{21:01} <@Lum_> I see a little tiny tiny window
{21:02} <@da_slog> that’s the commander’s view
{21:02} <@StackedMidgets> lol
{21:02} <@da_slog> ok now press 3
{21:02} <@Lum_> well NO WONDER THE FRENCH LOST
{21:02} <@Lum_> hey
{21:02} <@StackedMidgets> hehehe
{21:02} <@Lum_> I see, um, gear shifts.
{21:02} <@Eldin> lol
{21:02} <@da_slog> press button 1
{21:02} <@Lum_> HOW DO I FIRE THE FUCKING GUN
{21:02} <@StackedMidgets> the commander just uses his IMAGINATION
{21:02} <@da_slog> did it fire?
{21:02} <@Eldin> It’s like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
{21:02} <@Lum_> no
{21:02} <@Lum_> nothing happened
{21:02} <@da_slog> ok press 4
{21:02} <@StackedMidgets> did you notice the highly accurate muzzle velocity?
{21:02} <@Lum_> ok i SEE A CLOCK
{21:03} <@Lum_> Well maybe it’s a dial of some sort
{21:03} <@da_slog> ok press period key on numpad
{21:03} <@Lum_> it’s not labeled or anything
{21:03} <@StackedMidgets> it’s decoration
{21:03} <@da_slog> you get a gunsite?
{21:03} <@Lum_> no
{21:03} <@da_slog> shit
{21:03} <@Chum> did you make gunpowder? Stuff it in a metal casing? prep it? Then load it into the barrel?
{21:03} <@da_slog> press 3
{21:03} <@Lum_> I am in a pacifist tank
{21:03} <@da_slog> then press the period key
{21:03} <@Madman> well you are french lum
{21:03} <@Lum_> we don’t believe in shooting things
{21:03} <Thundolfe> haha
{21:03} <@Lum_> I see a gunsight now
{21:04} <@da_slog> WOOT
{21:04} <@Madman> FIRE!
{21:04} <@Madman> FIRE IN THE HOLE!
{21:04} <@da_slog> and whatnot
{21:04} <@Lum_> I pressed the joystick button
{21:04} <Thundolfe> KILL@(*&@*(&%*@)^@)(*
{21:04} <@Lum_> nothing happened
{21:04} <@Georgi_Zhukov> Fire your cannon at the emptiness
{21:04} <@StackedMidgets> use french children for target practice
{21:04} <@Georgi_Zhukov> kill the spritely pigeons
{21:04} <@da_slog> can you move the gunsight around?
{21:04} <@Madman> of course the joystick button won’t fire the gun
{21:04} <@DeepT> Attack the darkness with your magic missiles
{21:04} <@Lum_> no
{21:04} <@Madman> that would make too much sense lum
{21:04} <@da_slog> is your tank running?
{21:04} <@Lum_> yes
{21:04} <@Lum_> I think
{21:04} <@Lum_> the engine is making noise
{21:04} <@da_slog> you can hear it idleing
{21:04} <@Lum_> THIS IS HARD
{21:04} <Grath> THEN YOU HAD BETTER CATCH
{21:04} <@Georgi_Zhukov> You probably have to press 12 different buttons to fire
{21:04} <@Lum_> IS DRIVING REAL TANKS THIS HARD?
{21:05} <@da_slog> YES
{21:05} <@Madman> YES!
{21:05} <@StackedMidgets> that’s not the engine, those are french children trying to sabatoge your tank
{21:05} <@da_slog> IT REALLY IS
{21:05} <@Lum_> then how did we ever kick Iraq’s ass
{21:05} <@Lum_> I like really respect the military now
{21:05} <@da_slog> YOU SURE YOUR JOYSTICK WORKS?
{21:05} <@Lum_> YES
{21:05} <@StackedMidgets> we ran them over
{21:05} <@Georgi_Zhukov> Our tanks were powered by Nintendo
{21:05} <@Eldin> Oh, tanks nowadays are like Nintendo
{21:05} <@Lum_> IT TURNED BEFORE
{21:05} <@Lum_> oh crap
{21:05} <@StackedMidgets> Eldin - BATTLETANX
{21:05} <@Lum_> I crashed
{21:05} <@da_slog> IRAQ HAD TANKS TOO
{21:05} <@Madman> because we have better training than WWIIOL
{21:05} <@Lum_> I REBOOTED AGAIN
{21:05} <@Eldin> lol, that was scary
{21:05} <@da_slog> ROFL
{21:05} <@Georgi_Zhukov> IRAQ HAD SOVIET TANKS SLOG
{21:05} <@Madman> haha
{21:05} <@StackedMidgets> rofl
{21:05} <@StackedMidgets> WWIIOL owns
{21:05} <Thundolfe> hahahahhahahahahaha
{21:05} <@StackedMidgets> I saw want this game
{21:06} <@StackedMidgets> err so
{21:06} <@da_slog> Soviet TANKS ARE HARD To DRIVE TOO
{21:06} <@Lum_> Ok
{21:06} <@Lum_> I wanna drive a pickup truck
{21:06} <@Georgi_Zhukov> NO THEY’RE NOT. THE FRIENDLY US APACHES BLOW THEM UP BEFORE YOU TURN ON THE ENGINE.
{21:06} <@Lum_> HOW HARD CAN THAT BE
{21:06} <Thundolfe> This is by far as hard as I have laughed in a month. I suppose in that regard, WWIIOL is a complete success
{21:06} <@da_slog> beats me
{21:06} <@Madman> THAT IS HARDER TO DRIVE THAN A TANK!
{21:06} <@da_slog> they don’t much
{21:06} <@Lum_> I WANT TO TOOL AROUND THE WASTED BADLANDS OF BELGIUM IN A PICKUP TRUCK
{21:06} <@da_slog> they just tow shit around
{21:06} <@da_slog> and transport troops
{21:06} <@StackedMidgets> haha
{21:06} <@Lum_> I CAN DO THIS
{21:06} <@Lum_> firing guns = HARD
{21:06} <@da_slog> no
{21:07} <@Lum_> driving tank = HARD
{21:07} <@Eldin> I bet flying a plane would be easy. . .
{21:07} <@da_slog> you can’t transport troops offline
{21:07} <@Lum_> firing tank guns = LUM CANNOT DO
{21:07} <@StackedMidgets> while people are just pressing 20 buttons to shoot their rifles at you, you can run them over with your chevy
{21:07} <@Lum_> let’s try a plane
{21:07} <@da_slog> NO PLEASE NO
{21:07} <@Lum_> I wish I didn’t have to sit through this movie every time
{21:07} <@Lum_> OK
{21:07} <@StackedMidgets> rofl
{21:07} <@PyroRaven> great
{21:07} <@Lum_> WE ARE LOADING AGAIN
{21:07} <@da_slog> DO WE HAVE TOO FLY THE PLANE?
{21:07} <Thundolfe> haha YES
{21:07} <@Soulflame> hahaha
{21:07} <@Madman> YOU WILL BEGIN TO LOVE THE MOVIE!
{21:07} <@Lum_> slog
{21:07} <@Soulflame> ^^
{21:07} <@da_slog> ya?
{21:07} <@Lum_> you don’t know how to fly the plane
{21:07} <@Lum_> do you
{21:07} <Grath> WWIIOL sux! C U IN 1942 ONLINE N00B
{21:07} <@Madman> hehe
{21:07} <@da_slog> I do too
{21:08} <@Lum_> ALL RIGHTY THEN
{21:08} <@PyroRaven> you close the window!
{21:08} <@Madman> oh yeah slog? prove it!
{21:08} <@Lum_> WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF
{21:08} <@PyroRaven> prese 5
{21:08} <@da_slog> lol
{21:08} <@PyroRaven> Then shit s
{21:08} <@PyroRaven> shift
{21:08} <@Soulflame> ROOFLE 1942 OL will roxor j00 411!!!!111
{21:08} <@Georgi_Zhukov> Lum: divebomb the eiffel tower in your Stuka
{21:08} <@StackedMidgets> press ctrl+d
{21:08} <@da_slog> ok let me know when you are ready
{21:08} <@Eldin> “I can’t turn. . . I think I may be flying over the Anarctic. . .”
{21:08} <@Lum_> ok
{21:08} <@StackedMidgets> to bookmark enemy targets
{21:08} <@Lum_> it is eternally loading again
{21:08} <@Lum_> you know
{21:08} <@Madman> hey where are the japanse in WWIIOL?
{21:08} <@Lum_> it takes me much less time to load windows
{21:08} <@StackedMidgets> the longest loading time…
{21:08} <Grath> not yet
{21:08} <@Georgi_Zhukov> Dusk of 1942:Dawn of 1943 Tactics Online is sooooo going to own you!
{21:08} <@Lum_> this game is more complicated then windows
{21:08} <@PyroRaven> To take off you hold ctrl and hit f4
{21:08} <Thundolfe> WW2OL is an OS in itself apparently
{21:08} <@da_slog> no japs yet Madman
{21:08} <Thundolfe> I SHOOTS TEH GUNS!!11
{21:09} <@Lum_> I CANT
{21:09} <@Soulflame> Note: The Japanese will not be available in the released version.
{21:09} <@Madman> why don’t you reboot after you patch lum…then you wont’ have to redownload will you?
{21:09} <@Lum_> I CANT SHOOT ANY GUNS
{21:09} <Thundolfe> LOL
{21:09} <@Lum_> IT MAKES ME FEEL INADEQUATE
{21:09} <@StackedMidgets> doesn’t this make you so much more appreciative of the sacrafices our forefathers made?
{21:09} <@StackedMidgets> or maybe this exposes the truth
{21:09} <@StackedMidgets> none of the fuckers ever figured out how to shoot any guns, and they just played it out with dodgeball
{21:09} <@Georgi_Zhukov> IF A BLUNDERBUS HAD 47 SEPERATE KEY-COMBINATIONS YOU HAD TO PRESS TO FIRE IT THE PILGRIMS WOULD BE WORMFOOD RIGHT NOW.
{21:09} <@Eldin> I bet Ben Afflek had no problem driving the tanks. . .
{21:09} <@Madman> lum…the tank between your legs should stop you from feeling inadequate
{21:10} <@da_slog> what kind of plane Lum?
{21:10} <@Madman> tom hanks had no problem firing a gun in WWII
{21:10} <@Lum_> fuck if I know
{21:10} <@Lum_> it’s still loading
{21:10} <Thundolfe> Yeah I bet Hermann was like “Ach! I would shoot down this here Spitfire if only my control stick would work! Pigs!”
{21:10} <@StackedMidgets> PLUG UND PLAY!!!
{21:10} <@da_slog> My dogs thinks I am insane
{21:10} <@Georgi_Zhukov> you are
{21:10} <@PyroRaven> Thoes are not dogs
{21:10} <Thundolfe> I would oncur
{21:10} <Thundolfe> concur
{21:10} <@da_slog> I;m laughing so much
{21:10} <@Madman> hehe pyro
{21:10} <@StackedMidgets> totally man
{21:11} <@PyroRaven> they are large furry rats
{21:11} <@PyroRaven> not dogs
{21:11} <@Lum_> you know
{21:11} <@Lum_> this should not take this long
{21:11} <@Lum_> sometihng is very wrong with this game
{21:11} <@Madman> lum…maybe futuristic games aren’t for you…
{21:11} <@da_slog> well…….yeah
{21:11} <@Lum_> OK
{21:11} <@Madman> you should still to fantasy
{21:11} <@Lum_> I AM AT A SELECT SCREEN
{21:11} <@PyroRaven> You dont have any meditris to play!
{21:11} <@Georgi_Zhukov> Back to Stone Age:Online
{21:11} <@Lum_> I AM GOING TO BOARD
{21:11} <@StackedMidgets> hehe
{21:11} <@Lum_> A STUUUUUKA
{21:11} <@da_slog> I get less than 1 FPS in Air combat
{21:11} <@da_slog> NO
{21:11} <@PyroRaven> hahaha
{21:11} <@StackedMidgets> rofl
{21:11} <@PyroRaven> tolate
{21:11} <@StackedMidgets> hahaha
{21:11} <@Madman> YES STUUUUUUUUUUUKAAA!
{21:12} <@Eldin> LOL
{21:12} <@da_slog> BOMBERS ARE UNFAIR TO SOME
{21:12} <@Lum_> JU87B-2!
{21:12} <Thundolfe> “You see: a bumpy club
{3/6/1/5}”
{21:12} <@StackedMidgets> HE’S MADE IT THIS FAR HE’S NOT TURNING BACK
{21:12} <@Eldin> I’d like to see Chuck Yeagher online. I loved that game
{21:12} <@PyroRaven> be a man take the stuka!
{21:12} <@Georgi_Zhukov> Nazi’s had B-2’s?
{21:12} <@Georgi_Zhukov> r0xx0r
{21:12} * @da_slog searches for Bomber instructions
{21:12} <@StackedMidgets> lol
{21:12} <@Madman> IF YOU TAKE THE BOMBER YOU CAN DROP KITTY BOMBS!
{21:12} <@StackedMidgets> did they ship with a manual?
{21:12} <@Lum_> OK
{21:12} <@Lum_> I AM FOLLOWING THE RULE BOOK NOW
{21:12} <@PyroRaven> you cant fire any guns but mabie you can drop bombs
{21:12} *** da_slog is now known as AIRtrafficControl
{21:12} <@Lum_> STEP 1
{21:12} <@Lum_> LOCK THE TAIL WHEEL
{21:13} <@Lum_> CHECK
{21:13} <@AIRtrafficControl> YEP
{21:13} <@Madman> hehe slog
{21:13} <Thundolfe> tears
{21:13} <@Lum_> STEP TWO
{21:13} <@Eldin> LOL
{21:13} * @StackedMidgets dies
{21:13} <Thundolfe> im crying haha
{21:13} <@Lum_> HOLD DOWN RIGHT AND LEFT WHEEL BRAKES
{21:13} <@Georgi_Zhukov> Do not talk about Fight Club?
{21:13} <@AIRtrafficControl> UM NO
{21:13} <@Lum_> no?
{21:13} <@AIRtrafficControl> TURN THE ENGINE ON
{21:13} <@Lum_> it says to
{21:13} <@PyroRaven> i wounder if any one is going to make a wwIIassist to speed this up
{21:13} <@Lum_> NOW I AM SUPPOSED TO SAY CLEAR
{21:13} <@Lum_> HOW DO I SAY CLEAR
{21:13} <@PyroRaven> yell to loh clear
{21:13} <@AIRtrafficControl> enter to chat
{21:13} <@Madman> what the hell does air traffic control know?
{21:13} <@StackedMidgets> DON’T LISTEN AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL HAS BEEN TAKEN CONTROL BY TERRORISTS
{21:13} <Thundolfe> wwIIassist needs a “STOP SUCKING” button apparently
{21:13} <@Madman> haha
{21:13} <@Madman> CLEAR!
{21:13} <@Lum_> I SAID CLEAR
{21:13} <@AIRtrafficControl> there is a caps lock bug though
{21:14} <@Lum_> yeah
{21:14} <@AIRtrafficControl> Engine on?
{21:14} <@Lum_> it was in all caps
{21:14} <@Chum> lol
{21:14} <@Lum_> no
{21:14} <@Georgi_Zhukov> Does LumAssist support WWIIOnline?
{21:14} <@Lum_> it didn’t say to turn on the engine
{21:14} <@Lum_> ok
{21:14} <@Lum_> now it does
{21:14} *** AIRtrafficControl is now known as DA_SLOG
{21:14} <@DA_SLOG> ok
{21:14} <@Lum_> ok
{21:14} <@Lum_> engine ON
{21:14} <@Rasputin> ><
{21:14} <@Lum_> propellor thingy moving
{21:14} <@Madman> heh…apparently slog has the same caps lock bug
{21:14} <@Lum_> we’re COOKIN WITH GAS
{21:14} <@Rasputin> THIS GAME IS TEH SUX
{21:14} <@Lum_> READY TO BOMB THE HELL OUT OF FRANCE
{21:14} <@DA_SLOG> press the ‘ key
{21:14} <@DA_SLOG> twice
{21:14} <@Madman> actually plane fuel isn’t really gas
{21:14} <@Lum_> max rpm SET
{21:14} <@DA_SLOG> woot
{21:15} <@Lum_> I AM MOVING
{21:15} <@DA_SLOG> throttle up on the joystick
{21:15} <@Chum> UP UP AND AWAY!
{21:15} <@Madman> FLY FREE LUM! FLY FREE!
{21:15} <@PyroRaven> pull up pull up! good god man
{21:15} <Thundolfe> wonder of wonders
{21:15} <@Lum_> my joystick doesn’t have a throttle
{21:15} <@StackedMidgets> ITS A BIRD ITS A PLANE
{21:15} <@Madman> STALL ALERT! STALL ALERT!
{21:15} <@DA_SLOG> ROFL
{21:15} <@StackedMidgets> lol
{21:15} <@Lum_> WHAT DO I DO
{21:15} <@DA_SLOG> you can’t fly I think
{21:15} <caffeine> Sooo WWII suxxor than?
{21:15} <Thundolfe> Oh this is going to go downhill
{21:15} <Thundolfe> HAHAHAHA
{21:15} <@StackedMidgets> “SIR MY PLANE HAS NO THROTTLE CONTROL”
{21:15} <@Lum_> WHAT THE HELL?
{21:15} <@PyroRaven> hit 9
{21:15} <@Madman> haha
{21:15} <Thundolfe> COME ON EVERY FLIGHTSIM CAN FLY WITH THE KEYBOARD
{21:15} <@Lum_> I CANNOT FLY A PLANE?
{21:15} <@DA_SLOG> you have to map the throttle
{21:16} <@Zazmak> The feature you are looking for has not been implemented yet.
{21:16} <@DA_SLOG> to keys
{21:16} <@Lum_> BECAUSE MY JOYSTICK DOESN”T HAVE A THROTTLE?
{21:16} <@Georgi_Zhukov> omfg
{21:16} <@Lum_> My plane is still moving
{21:16} <@Bieeardo> This is indeed a momentuous occasion.
{21:16} <@DA_SLOG> but it’s broke I think
{21:16} <@Lum_> I WILL TAXI TO VICTORY
{21:16} <@PyroRaven> you are out dated!
{21:16} <@Madman> haha
{21:16} <@Lum_> YES
{21:16} <Thundolfe> Oh this update is going to rox my sox I think
{21:16} <@Lum_> I FIRED MY GUNS
{21:16} <@Lum_> I AM SO DANGEROUS
{21:16} <@Madman> haha
{21:16} <@Adar|AFK> Words cannot express this
{21:16} <@StackedMidgets> YOU HAVE TO UPDATE TO GET UP TO 1940 STANDARDS
{21:16} <@PyroRaven> the bomber has guns?
{21:16} <@DA_SLOG> I don’t even want to get into the Read Only KEy config files
{21:16} <@Lum_> I CANNOT WAIT TO GET ONLINE AND DO THIS
{21:16} <@Zazmak> Take her on the Highway!
{21:16} <@Adar|AFK> ahahahaha ahaha haha ahaha ahahahahaha
{21:16} <@Madman> lum is just going to drive around the field of battle in a plane shooting tanks
{21:16} <@Lum_> I DROPPED A BOMB!
{21:16} <@StackedMidgets> lol
{21:16} <@Georgi_Zhukov> You dropped the bomb?
{21:16} <@DA_SLOG> help me
{21:16} <@Madman> haha
{21:16} <Mussolini> He set up us the bomb!
{21:17} <@PyroRaven> to is to much
{21:17} <@PyroRaven> this
{21:17} <caffeine> Someone set us up the bomb
{21:17} <@Lum_> I only had one bomb
{21:17} <@Lum_> I guess I dropped it
{21:17} <@StackedMidgets> lol
{21:17} <@Lum_> woah
{21:17} <@Madman> haha
{21:17} <@PyroRaven> did it go off?
{21:17} <@StackedMidgets> rofl
{21:17} <@DA_SLOG> did you take off?
{21:17} <@Lum_> the plane is like bucking around now
{21:17} <@Lum_> no
{21:17} <@Chum> heh
{21:17} <@StackedMidgets> ITS A MINIGAME
{21:17} <@StackedMidgets> DONT FALL OFF
{21:17} <@Adar|AFK> I HAVE DROPPED MY BOMB ON THE FLOOR
{21:17} <caffeine> run outta gas?
{21:17} <@StackedMidgets> roofle
{21:17} <@Eldin> I can’t stop lauging
{21:17} <@Madman> if you hold on for 8 seconds you get the power up and win the game!
{21:17} <@Lum_> OFFROAD TAXIING
{21:17} <@DA_SLOG> hehehehehehe
{21:17} <@PyroRaven> head for the road
{21:17} <@Lum_> BUT I ONLY HAD ONE BOMB
{21:17} <@PyroRaven> go for a drive
{21:17} <@Lum_> HOW DO I RELOAD
{21:18} <@PyroRaven> you land
{21:18} <@StackedMidgets> SHOOT OFFSCREEN
{21:18} <@PyroRaven> heh
{21:18} <@Lum_> oh and I can’t steer
{21:18} <caffeine> Lummy set us up the bomb..you have no chance to survive make your time. hahaha
{21:18} <@Lum_> I can only taxi forward
{21:18} <@Zazmak> flaps man flaps!
{21:18} <@Lum_> HOW DO I DO FLAPS
{21:18} <@Lum_> THAT SOUNDS IMPORTANT
{21:18} <@DA_SLOG> you locked the tail wheel
{21:18} <@StackedMidgets> USE THE MAGIC FEATHER
{21:18} <@Georgi_Zhukov> The rudder
{21:18} <@Lum_> TAIL WHEEL UNLOCKED
{21:18} <@DA_SLOG> Q and W are flaps
{21:18} <@Madman> unlock the tail wheel!
{21:18} <@Lum_> um
{21:18} <@Chum> How many #lumcorp members _does_ it take to fly a plane?
{21:18} <@PyroRaven> lol
{21:18} <@Lum_> and I still can’t steer
{21:18} <Thundolfe> hahhahahahahhahaaha
{21:18} <@Georgi_Zhukov> hahahaha
{21:18} <@Madman> flap the flaps and you will flap your way to victory!
{21:18} <Thundolfe> hahakljhlkjdhsa;lkhdsfl’khdlkzhlk;dfzhlk;hdclkhs”Dlj HAHha
{21:18} <@Lum_> OK
{21:18} <@Adar|AFK> hahahahahahahaha
{21:18} <@anarch> lum: you never got your pilot liscense?
{21:18} <@Lum_> I STABILIZED
{21:18} <@StackedMidgets> rofl
{21:18} <@Georgi_Zhukov> Chum: 31
{21:18} <@Lum_> no, it’s spinning again
{21:18} <@DA_SLOG> ITS REALISTIC LUM
{21:19} <caffeine> and I dont know where he is now
{21:19} <@Lum_> REALISTIC
{21:19} <Mussolini> you stabilized? arnt you on the ground?
{21:19} <@anarch> banned from where?
{21:19} <@Eldin> This is why the French lost
{21:19} <@anarch> hahah
{21:19} <@Lum_> WHAT THE HELL IS REALISTIC ABOUT MY STUKA JOYSTICK NEEDING AN UPGRADE
{21:19} <@DA_SLOG> WHATEVER NOOB
{21:19} <@Lum_> I AM GOING BACKWARDS NOW
{21:19} <@anarch> lum: hahaha
{21:19} <@StackedMidgets> rofl
{21:19} <@Chum> lol
{21:19} <@Zazmak> ha
{21:19} <Mussolini> Well the french probably couldnt afford throttles…
{21:19} <Thundolfe> hahhaha
{21:19} <@Madman> I didn’t know airplanes could taxi backwards
{21:19} <@Lum_> HEY
{21:19} <@Georgi_Zhukov> Anarch: Don’t remember, he said something
{21:19} <@Lum_> HEY
{21:19} <@anarch> lum: sorry ailerons are an ‘upgrade’
{21:19} <@Lum_> I THINK I TOOK OFF
{21:19} <@StackedMidgets> BACKWARDS?
{21:19} <@DA_SLOG> oh no
{21:19} <@PyroRaven> skillz
{21:19} <@Adar|AFK> w00t!
{21:19} <@StackedMidgets> roxx
{21:19} <@Lum_> no
{21:20} <@Lum_> it was an optical illusion
{21:20} *** Adar|AFK is now known as Adar
{21:20} <@Lum_> I just bounced real hard
{21:20} <@DA_SLOG> lol
{21:20} <@Eldin> lol
{21:20} <@Madman> lum has l33t skills to take off going backwards
{21:20} <@anarch> hahah
{21:20} <@StackedMidgets> hehehehe
{21:20} <@Zazmak> He jumped it!
{21:20} <@Adar> lol
{21:20} <@StackedMidgets> oi
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{21:20} <@Eldin> Find a cliff, Lum
{21:20} <@anarch> lum quit ollying with your stuka
{21:20} <Thundolfe> haha
{21:20} <@anarch> show off
{21:20} <@Lum_> I’m still going backwards
{21:20} <@PyroRaven> get out of the damned thing
{21:20} <@DA_SLOG> ok maybe they fixed the keymapper from the previous Version
{21:20} <caffeine> lol RAM blitz
{21:20} <@Lum_> do I have any exterior views?
{21:20} <@anarch> you sure your not in the gunner view?
{21:20} <@Lum_> WOAH
{21:20} <@StackedMidgets> lol
{21:20} <@Georgi_Zhukov> Kran: Lum is playing it, we’re just laughing at it
{21:20} <@DA_SLOG> NUMPAD LUM
{21:20} <@Lum_> I STARTED SPINNING AGAIN
{21:20} *** DA_SLOG is now known as da_slog
{21:20} <@Lum_> HEY
{21:20} *** ChanServ sets mode: +o da_slog
{21:21} <@Lum_> I CAN SEE MY CROTCH
{21:21} <@Madman> heh
{21:21} <@Chum> anarch: sure
{21:21} <@Georgi_Zhukov> …
{21:21} <caffeine> Im down
{21:21} <@Lum_> ok
{21:21} <@da_slog> Lum you cna’t fly anyway
{21:21} <@Lum_> I am going to try to do a tank now
{21:21} <@Lum_> I think I have exhausted my stuka of ammo
{21:21} <@Somebob> What an impressive game
{21:21} <@da_slog> and it’s bomb
{21:21} <@Lum_> LEFT SHIFT ESCAPE
{21:21} <@Lum_> and its ONE BOMB
{21:21} <Thundolfe> Haha
{21:21} <Thundolfe> Stukas had oh 5 or so
{21:21} <@StackedMidgets> rofl
{21:22} <@Madman> you killed your ground crew!
{21:22} <@Lum_> I AM GOING TO DRIVE A TRUCK NOW
{21:22} <@da_slog> there must be a way to reload
{21:22} <kennedy> just fly low enough to the ground to run people over..works in tribes
{21:22} <Thundolfe> haha
{21:22} <@Somebob> They probably forgot to put collisions in
{21:22} <@Lum_> let’s see if I can drive a truck
{21:22} * @da_slog thinks the review won’t be a good one
{21:22} <@Dracleath> Kamikazi into people
{21:22} <@Lum_> DO I HAVE TO UNLOCK THE TAIL WHEEL?
{21:22} <@StackedMidgets> rofl
{21:22} <@anarch> hahah
{21:22} <@da_slog> on the truck?
{21:22} <@Madman> no…but you have to install the rear axle
{21:22} <@Lum_> YES
{21:22} <@Georgi_Zhukov> NO, BUT YOU MUST LOCK THE TAILGATE
{21:22} <@Zazmak> Unlock the 4 wheel drive
{21:22} <@StackedMidgets> oh chirst
{21:22} <@Lum_> it won’t start
{21:22} <@Madman> don’t forget to kick the tires lum
{21:22} <@StackedMidgets> lol
{21:23} <@Lum_> it’s making a funny noise
{21:23} <@Lum_> OK it started
{21:23} <@StackedMidgets> wind it at the front
{21:23} <Thundolfe> LOL
{21:23} <@anarch> haha
{21:23} <@PyroRaven> you need to put gas into it by hitting shift f10 then g
{21:23} <@Kranrev> Just pick up a Mauser and charge
{21:23} <@da_slog> you use your Joystick to steer it
{21:23} <@anarch> lum: yah well you dont know anything about darktide politics!
{21:23} <@Lum_> I HAVE TO SWITCH GEARS
{21:23} <@da_slog> bracket keys
{21:23} <@Kranrev> r00fle
{21:23} <@Madman> SHIFT UP!
{21:24} <@Lum_> I AM NOW DRIVING A TRUCK
{21:24} <@Georgi_Zhukov> Kran: you have to press 4 mouse buttons to shoot
{21:24} <@StackedMidgets> SHIFT DOWN
{21:24} <@Adar> These people need to clone Rowyl a few dozen times
{21:24} <@Lum_> I HAVE SUCESSFULLY DRIVEN A TRUCK
{21:24} <@Lum_> gosh this is exciting
{21:24} <@Lum_> whee
{21:24} <@Lum_> I am driving a truck
{21:24} <@Lum_> yep yep
{21:24} <@da_slog> WOOT LUM FIGURED SOMETHING OUT
{21:24} <kennedy> liar
{21:24} <@Madman> haha
{21:24} <@StackedMidgets> RUN OVER SOME CHILDREN
{21:24} <@anarch> try to flip it
{21:24} <@Lum_> no stopping me now
{21:24} <@DeepT> get out of the truck and shoot it with a bazzoka and see if it moves.
{21:24} <@da_slog> okok
{21:24} <@Madman> he’s just faking it to impress us
{21:24} <@Adar> Next step: Find somewhere to drive it?
{21:24} <@Lum_> NO
{21:24} <@PyroRaven> reading the message board it seems othere people can play it just fine
{21:24} <@Lum_> I REALLY AM
{21:24} <@da_slog> Lum I have to go play AOE2 now
{21:24} <@Georgi_Zhukov> DRIVE IT THROUGH DOWNTOWN BERLIN
{21:24} <@Lum_> I am driving towards some trees now
{21:24} <@Rasputin> bazzoka??
{21:24} <@da_slog> cause it’s like fun and whatnot
{21:24} <@Lum_> OK
{21:24} <@PyroRaven> Gameplay:
{21:24} <@PyroRaven> OMFG what a great game this is. You cannot understand untill you have participated in an attack on a town or the defence of a town. I almost had an orgasm once when I straifed a truckload of germans about to pull up to a hotly contested capture point.
{21:24} <@Rasputin> is that some greek artillery piece?
{21:24} <@Madman> ram the trees!
{21:25} <@Georgi_Zhukov> ITS LIKE A BAZOOKA, ONLY SILLIER
{21:25} <@Lum_> I AM JEALOUS
{21:25} <@DeepT> bazooka
{21:25} <Thundolfe> one sec Lum_
{21:25} <@Lum_> I WISH I COULD PLAY A FUN GAME
{21:25} <@anarch> hehe lum come play aoe
{21:25} <@Lum_> cant
{21:25} <@Lum_> I AM DOWNLOADING PATCH
{21:25} <@anarch> eww..
{21:26} <@Lum_> think I’ll call this update LUM LEARNS TO
{21:26} <kennedy> you know what truck rhymes with? suck.